Sex in Cinema is Not Something to Be Tossed Like Salad

A lot of directors out there feel the need to throw in a sex scene or two to "enchance the artistic quality" of whatever movie they are working on at the time, and quite frankly, I'm tired of it.

First of all you should never "throw in" anything to enchance a story, a story is not a dump, to enchance a story you add an element that contributes to the development of the plot or the evolution of the protagonist. By the way, thats the only reason you should ever add anything to a story, dickwads.

I am not suggesting that sex is bad, on the contrary, I believe that the opposing viewpoint stands true. Sex is a powerful act, it suggests great emotional involvement, desire, as well as many other things. You can utilize this importance in a multitude of ways, play it for drama, highlight a characters lack of humanity by potraying that they view sex as a recreational activity only. Play it for comedy, reveal the ultimate irony of the macho ladies man having a very "expiremental" past. Play it as a climax (DOHOHO) to a coming of age story, the beginning of a biographical depiction of a characters descent into madness, as a surreal portal into a world of ecstasy, but for the sake of the audiences sanity please do not just "throw it in there"!

Potential greats have become "mehs" because of carelessness such as this, and we need you to drop the viagra for a second, and think with your fucking brain.

That is all.