26.7.09

"Novus Ordo Seclorum"

Above the skyline of New York City rests the command zeppelin of Team Striker, an elite force of American men and women who have vowed to defend the people of their country from the evil forces of S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E, a diabolical alumni of evil devoted to conquering the United States of America itself. Our homeland is at stake, we depend on Team Striker alone to save us from the not yet vanquished villians of untold maliciousness, Brigadier General Frank Horrigan and his superior, Commander Vile. Will our heroes conquer, or fail?

Find out on this weeks episode of Striker, the original series!

We join our protagonist, Captain Harrison, as he finishes up a report to the United Nations itself.

"In conclusion, Team Striker is a vital asset for the United States of America, one that if disbanded, will lead to total annihilation of all we hold dear gentlemen. We alone are capable of defeating S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E and the cretins who support them financially, politically, or otherwise, and we will answer the call of duty on any front, at any time, whoever the foe."

Prime Minister Leery, major critic of Team Striker, watches with an ominious gaze from the upper corridor of the building, no doubt waiting for the perfect pitfall in Captain Harrison's logic.

"This is exactly why Team Striker must be dismantled, they are proposing the complete eradication of a multinational terrorist threat within the course of a decade, an impossible feat I assure you! Our funds would be better directed towards defense, not pre-emptive and risky 'strikes' as you so fondly refer to it as, Captain Harrison."

"That is the thing, Mister Leery, we cannot beat an enemy which we are reacting to, by only participating in defense we are effectively putting ourselves at S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E's whim, and I have yet to see any pause in their activity even with our pre-emptive strike strategy in place. S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E is a virus, and in simple terms Team Striker, is the cure."

"We all know your record, Harrison, your success rate, although high, is obtained by methods outside of regular jurisdiction."

"Sometimes we must go above the law to put down the dogs of society, Mr. Leery."

"Hrmph."

Little did they know, the forces of S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E had already set forth a plot to kidnap Mr.Leery himself!

"Horrigan, do not fail me, this is important to the success of our operations on the Eastern Front, failure is not tolereable."

Brigadier General Horrigan is Commander Viles second in command and a highly lucrative target, notable for his strategical and culinary prowess. The forces of Team Striker have relentlessly pursued him, vesting interest in the theory that the S.T.O.N.E.H.E.N.G.E war machine is nothing without his logistical expertise.

"As you command it, the plot will be unfolding within hours."

"Good, now Horrigan, be sure to assign one of your protege's to field command of this undertaking, they need the experience."

"I will send Trey."

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